Упр.A Unit 3 Урок 23
ГДЗ Happy English Кауфман 9 класс
Английский в фокусе
Эмили и ее друзья собираются в больницу, чтобы навестить Джейн. Они хотят заставить ее смеяться и готовы рассказать лучшие шутки, которые они знают. Каждая шутка имеет изюминку, которая, как правило, содержится в окончательном слове или в предложении. Которая производит внезапный, смешной эффект и заставляет людей смеяться. Возьмем эту шутку, например:
Пациент: Доктор! Ты должен помочь мне! Никто никогда меня не слушает.
Никто никогда не обращает внимания на то, что я должен сказать.
Доктор: Следующий, пожалуйста!
В этой шутке предложение "Следующий, пожалуйста!" является изюминкой.
А Прочитайте шутку и ответьте на вопросы: Какая изюминка этой шутки? Кем был этот человек, который разговаривает? Перескажите шутку в косвенной речи.
Отец и его ребенок
Однажды в воскресенье посетителей Гайд-парка, которые сидели на скамейках и спокойно кушали свои бутерброды, вдруг удивил странный молодой человек.
Это был молодой человек с коляской. Ребенок в коляске громко плакал. Молодой человек остановился и тихо сказал: "Успокойся, Том. Ты должен контролировать себя, Том".
Ребенок успокоился на минуту, но потом он снова начал плакать. Молодой человек остановился, достал игрушку из мешка, дал игрушку ребенку и сказал: "Успокойся, Том. Ты должен контролировать себя, Том".
Они пошли дальше, но вскоре ребенок начал плакать. Молодой человек остановился, вытащил шоколадку из сумки и дал ее ребенку. "Не волнуйся, Том. Всё нормально, Том. Все будет в порядке, Том", сказал он. Но ребенок не успокоился. Он просто плакал все громче и громче.
Старуха, которая следила за человеком, подошла к нему и улыбнулась. "Ты великий отец", - сказала она: "Вы знаете, как разговаривать со своим ребенком, красивым, тихим голосом". Потом заглянула в коляску и спросила: "Что с тобой, Том? Почему ты плачешь?"
Отец посмотрел на женщину, странно и сказал: "Ребенок-девочка. Ее имя - Сабрина. Том - это мое имя".
English in focus
Emily and her friends are going to the hospital to visit Jane. They want to make her laugh and are getting all of the best jokes they know ready to tell. Every joke has a punch line which is usually the final word or sentence. The which produces a sudden, funny effect and makes people laugh. Take this joke, for example:
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next, please!
In this joke the sentence "Next, please!" is the punch line.
A Read the joke and answer the questions: What's the punch line of the joke? Who was the man talking to? Retell the joke in reported speech.
One Sunday some visitors to Hyde Park, who were sitting on benches quietly enjoying their sandwiches, were suddenly surprised by a strange young man.
The young man was pushing a pram. The baby in the pram was crying loudly. The young man stopped and said softly, "You should take it easy, Tom. You should control yourself, Tom."
The baby calmed down for a minute but then it started to cry again. The young man stopped, took out a little toy out of the bag, gave the toy to the child and said, "You should take it easy, Tom. You should control yourself, Tom."
They went on, but soon the child started to cry again. The young man stopped, took some chocolate out of his bag and gave it to the baby. "Don't worry, Tom. It's OK, Tom. You'll be all right, Tom," he said. But the baby didn't calm down. It just cried louder and louder.
An old woman who had been watching the man came up to him and smiled. "You're a great father," she said, "You know how to talk to your baby, in a nice, quiet voice." Then she looked into the pram and asked, "What's wrong with you, Tom? Why are you crying?"
The father looked at the woman strangely and said, "The baby is a girl. Her name's Sabrina. Tom is my name."
Emily and her friends are going to the hospital to visit Jane. They want to make her laugh and are getting all of the best jokes they know ready to tell. Every joke has a punch line which is usually the final word or sentence. The which produces a sudden, funny effect and makes people laugh. Take this joke, for example:
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next, please!
In this joke the sentence "Next, please!" is the punch line.
A Read the joke and answer the questions: What's the punch line of the joke? Who was the man talking to? Retell the joke in reported speech.
One Sunday some visitors to Hyde Park, who were sitting on benches quietly enjoying their sandwiches, were suddenly surprised by a strange young man.
The young man was pushing a pram. The baby in the pram was crying loudly. The young man stopped and said softly, "You should take it easy, Tom. You should control yourself, Tom."
The baby calmed down for a minute but then it started to cry again. The young man stopped, took out a little toy out of the bag, gave the toy to the child and said, "You should take it easy, Tom. You should control yourself, Tom."
They went on, but soon the child started to cry again. The young man stopped, took some chocolate out of his bag and gave it to the baby. "Don't worry, Tom. It's OK, Tom. You'll be all right, Tom," he said. But the baby didn't calm down. It just cried louder and louder.
An old woman who had been watching the man came up to him and smiled. "You're a great father," she said, "You know how to talk to your baby, in a nice, quiet voice." Then she looked into the pram and asked, "What's wrong with you, Tom? Why are you crying?"
The father looked at the woman strangely and said, "The baby is a girl. Her name's Sabrina. Tom is my name."
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